Foster A Fox™ — Choose Your Favorite Feral Fox & Receive Exclusive Signed Merch
The Foster A Fox™ program is a fun, slightly unhinged way to support your favorite Feral Fox while receiving exclusive, personally signed merchandise in return. You help fund new outfits and gear for upcoming photoshoots, and you get rewarded with merch featuring the fox you choose.
This is not a subscription.
This is not random.
And for legal, logistical, and common-sense reasons… the fox will not come to your house.
How Foster A Fox™ Works
When you purchase Foster A Fox™, you will select your favorite Feral Fox from the dropdown menu on this page.
Once selected:
🦊 Your Fox Gets Upgraded
Your foster helps provide new outfits, accessories, and styling used in upcoming shoots and content featuring that specific fox. Think fresh fits, new looks, and higher-production chaos.
📦 You Get the Good Stuff
You’ll receive an assortment of personally signed merchandise featuring your chosen fox. Items are curated specifically for this program and may include prints, apparel, collectibles, or other exclusive items.
💰 Yes, It’s a Deal
The combined total retail value of the items you and your chosen fox receive will exceed the price you pay. This is intentional. We overdeliver.
What’s Included
Each Foster A Fox™ package includes:
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Assorted merchandise featuring your selected Feral Fox
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Your Selected Fox Spoiled With Brand New Outfits!
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Authentically hand-signed items (not printed signatures)
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Items exclusive to the Foster A Fox™ program
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A total value greater than the purchase price
Specific items may vary depending on availability and creative direction, but the value and chaos are guaranteed.
Important (But Funny) Disclaimers
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The fox is clearly fictional, adult, and stylized
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Fostering a fox does not mean:
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She moves in with you
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She lives in a box on your porch
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She needs walks, vet visits, or snacks
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She will appear in your living room at 3am
What will happen is:
Why Foster A Fox™
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Choose exactly which fox you want to support
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Directly funds new creative production
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Receive exclusive signed merchandise tied to your selection
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You Get Cool Shit AND You Get To Support YOUR Favorite Fox With Gifts!
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Limited availability based on production schedules
This program is designed for supporters who want something more personal, more entertaining, and more rewarding than a typical merch drop who also want to help their favorite fox get new gear!
Foster Responsibly. Choose Wisely.
If you’ve ever looked at a Feral Fox and thought,
“Wow, she really deserves new boots,”
this is your moment.
Select your favorite fox from the dropdown menu and complete your Foster A Fox™ purchase today.
Note: New Foxes Are Added Often, Come Back And See If You Can Sponsor A New Fox! Want more goodies for you and them or can't decide WHICH fox? Buy multiple boxes!
