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A cheeky statement tee for bold partygoers, irreverent humor lovers, and anyone who enjoys turning heads. The front keeps it understated with a small “The Penis Parade” graphic, while the back brings the full colorful design to life with tropical palms, playful illustrations, and vintage-inspired lettering. It has the energy of a wild night out, a bachelor party, a pride-adjacent celebration, or a late-night laugh shared with friends. Made from heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton, it feels broken-in from the start while the relaxed fit keeps things easy and comfortable. Wear it when the dress code calls for mischief, confidence, and a sense of humor.
Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and lived-in color
- Double-needle stitching and seamless tubular construction for lasting wear
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Dungeon Crawler Carl Penis Parade Shirt
$24.99
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$24.99
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Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and lived-in color
- Double-needle stitching and seamless tubular construction for lasting wear
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean